Dog parks in Los Angeles are a place where I just can’t maintain any sense of masculinity.
Dog Park Phenomenon
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I really enjoy watching all your videos. I’m glad some people can be creative and do something undone. I really do believe your work is unique and different and as a writer, I am thanking you for doing what you love and adding a spin to it. I love the Fuplers and your stories about your experiences especially.
you are so funny !!! and your videos are great i have so much fun watching them over and over again !!!! your concepts are so fresh and new, congrats on the creativeness !!. BTW i do find my self doing to much baby talk. =)
keep up the great work !!!
hey matt, wat video editor do u use?
i love you matt..you’re definitely one of a kind man….talented, with great sense of humor, full of unique ideas and amazingly gorgeous!!!!!!!!
Dude i totaly understand you. When i see a dog i get crazy. I get extreamly girly i guess…But im going to get a new dog.i think im going to die of the cutnes ^^
and also your dog roxs ^^
Is that a Yorkee? I have a yorkee.
Exactly the same for me. I have learned the doggie-language mre and more especially from 1991 to 2000/ Now I talk to them if I see some on TV. Have you see the “pooktsie-tookchstsie-kootsiesohhhhhh-cute” That Oprah had onece the one that can answer by taping his paw such a number of times always on target to questions of numbers addition, multiplication, substraction and division that his Mommy asks him and if other poeple asks him to also ; Did you ? a JackRussel
Marc Patch, your fan !
Jajajajajjajaja I did! I did talk like this and it feels stupid! Not only with my cat but when in particular situations like talking to an old men or woman that knows me since I was a child, it’s some kind of childlike talk :S and it’s wierd yeah I’m 25 but, don’t worry, that’s another story and I’m getting away from it…
Jajjajaja I give you five!!
Haha, I love your videos. I own 4 dogs, two of them are just the offspring while the mother is a female chihuahua and the father’s a male maltese. (Which, in retrospect, is normally NOT a good idea having the father bigger than the mom.) I usually love talking like that to all of them, but I’m a girl so…yeah xD
But from looking in my perspective and from your “How to Talk To Women” video, using baby talk to a dog is a natural way into a woman’s heart. Yes, we’re suckers for that mushy stuff. So, it’s perfectly fine.
I love your videos. I have a dog and a cat but have never lapsed into baby talk, wait, I did have a baby. Maybe that explains it ! By the way that gimmicky part at the end of your videos, uh, keep working on it, lol. Again I think your stuff is really good, funny and adult not juvenile like so many sink to. Thanks alot…..Thom
I ALWAYS talk like that to my dog. but im a girl, so… sorry.
I have chiuahuahs and I always baby talk to them because I love them solo muchyyy. And u didn’t make an ass of urself… good way to pick up some chicks!!
HAHA i thot only girls do baby-talking to pets coz’ i never heard my guy friends or my guy cousins doing it.they do smooching rather like everyday. haha!
Anyhoo, I can really tell u’r really clever and talented. Ur videos are all worth watching. Very entertaining.Do u have any plan on selling them online? coz i’d be willing to purchase it. i wud love to watch FUPLERS on my phone whenever im not OL .haha:)) And oh, please do make more of the fuplers. I’m huge fan now of the family. ROFLMAO
hah, i love your videos, they are so funny. keep it up :)
Matt please tell the name of the song (the violin and drum one)
Keep the good work goin.
That is one lucky dog! I talk baby talk to my 2 indoor cats and my husband HATES it. Knowing that I really pour it on when I know he’s listening – hey, the cats like it.
Matt,
I’ve just come back from London and if you’re ever feeling a tad embarrassed walking central LA with June, get yourself around the Covent Garden area. It’s uncanny, the resemblance!
In a bit fella.
At the end… air guitar? A quick shot of June licking the camera? “I’m Matt Koval” and fall out of the chair with a loud “OW!”? “I’m Matt Koval” and put on your glasses and stare and the camera for about 10 seconds without blinking?
I dunno.
I address dogs like people or at least a child of the second grade (by USA standards and not the second grade in one of those elementary schools that won’t give less than 50% even for 0% of the effort). When someone comes over and addresses him/her(/it), the dog gets confused (or scared) and will cock his/her(/its) head making the person make even a bigger fool of themselves (or will growl making the person leave my dog the $#@! alone). It makes for a good attack-dog situation when some bad person tries to calm the dog with the standard “you’reagoodoy… yesyouare!”
It also makes it easier so you don’t have to switch into the “bad dog” and “no!” standards. You can just say “don’t do that”, and they’ll get it. If you use baby-talk with them, you have to keep things simple all the time, and that’s not always easy when they’ve gone and done something that involves more stress for you. You can’t say “don’t do that”. No. You have to go rub their noses in it and say “No!”, and they’re still all like “WTF was that about???”
Don’t use baby talk with pets. It’s better for you. It’s better for them. :)
Awwwwwww
Who’s a widdle-biddle-puppy-wuppy-lover?
You are! Yes you are!
Ok, I do the same thing! Why can’t my wife let us get a manly dog? I have two tiny fluffy dogs and I talk to them just like you do.
You forgot to mention the look you sometimes get after talking to the dog and then you look back up to the person you were talking to and they are completely gobsmacked … mouth open and forgetting what they were saying.
love the snot rocket at the end….i think that should be your outro “gimicky something”…….hahahaha!!!
Wook at hers wittle FACE!
If you’re aimin’ to have whiskers like June’s, you’ve got a ways to go.
but I like to take in melodies, it makes things easy to say, to people who I´m close with of course, it´s sofisticated babytalk
I’ve worked in daycare all through high school, so I’ve totally mastered baby talk. Now, in college, I’m studying nursing. So the problem is when I’m talking to a patient, and I’m asking them about their health, or giving them directions or something, I get into my “provider-mode” and totally baby talk to them. “Good Job! Now I want you to try this, Okay? Oh good!” I’ve learned that people really don’t like that.
So, I guess you’re not the only one. :)