How to Talk to Women
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March 6, 2009
March 6, 2009
How to talk to women is a question that most men face at one time or another. ”Just be yourself,” they tell us. ”Just talk to us,” they say. Well, we still have to speak actual words, right?
In my ongoing search for vlog material, I remembered my ol’ friend Keith’s tactic for approaching women at a bar. He had it down to a science. But even when he got rejected, he was one of those guys who could just smile and walk away. It was truly impressive. His confidence never took a hit. Of course, to be honest, I was terrible at talking to girls in bars. It was way too awkward (or maybe I was way too awkward).
By the way, my beautiful co-star was made from a Trader Joe’s shopping bag, and a leftover gift-box from Christmas.
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not bad laddy
Mar 7th, 2009
GaborVARGA
I’ll try this gum thing and we’ll see how it works in Hungary. :)
My english teacher is also from California, and we shared a lot of things with each other about girls and tactics…
Mar 7th, 2009
Josh Livingston
This was a great short. I got a good Laugh and ….it seems to be true. I am married…but if I was on the hunt the gum would ork great!!
and I Just love watching you stuff. I can not wait to see what you do nexT!
Mar 7th, 2009
Jess
Touché , well done . You unlocked the secret to women :D anyway very cute , made me smile , and yes that would most deffinatly work, esp if the guys were as hot as you .
Mar 7th, 2009
Maggie
absolutely hilarious! It would 100% work! Whats the harm in a piece of gum. You are adorable!
Mar 7th, 2009
wiggles
So she says yes please or no thanks to the gum and then what?
Mar 7th, 2009
Nik
wait, it’s supposed to be a video yeah? ’cause I don’t see no video no link to one…
Anyway.. if that what I think it is, it’s a must see video..
Mar 8th, 2009
Kelley
Very amusing. I’d let you buy me a Romulin Ale!!
Mar 8th, 2009
oscar
Hola matt man eres un gran director tienes esa clase de estilo que pocos tienen enserio me encantaria ver una pelicula de alto presupuesto con tigo como director ojala que tengas muchos exitos. desde Colombia te mando un saludo.
Mar 8th, 2009
IM A GIRL :) SORRY
thats funny but can u please make more fuplers?! thank you.
Mar 8th, 2009
keren
“…is it my breath!?!” LOL, that’s tressla.
roflmao (“hmh…acronym”)
Mar 8th, 2009
maria grazia
i’m a girl and i watched just a little. be yourself offer some lady a piece of gum, haha
Mar 8th, 2009
Jillian
I left this comment on the video…then I realized it was comment 1867 (or something). So when I came here to read more, I thought I’d leave it here, so it could be read. I mostly just wanted to mentioned the cliick-timing. Cheers
…Great video. I can’t even remember why I subscribed to you because I haven’t seen anything in a while. Obviously I made a good choice. Good advice. Oh, and when you encourage women to click away, it timed perfectly with the google ad pop-up thing that I automatically click close. Intentional? brilliant. Either way, nice timing.
Mar 8th, 2009
Jim
HAHA I loved this one. By far my favourite out of all the videos I’ve watched. These videos are all pretty hilarious.
Mar 8th, 2009
EffE
right on man! you bet us!!
Mar 9th, 2009
Roxanne
This could also work for the ladies out there. Awesome and simple. I’ll tell my single female friends to try it and I’ll report back if it works for them. Matt, how is the next Fuplers coming. Those are priceless! Thanks!!!!
Mar 9th, 2009
Kasey Martinez Producer
Yo Matt my main man, like your video every siingle one. Can relate to alot of your great comedy stories. Post this one on snapvine.com/stuntchicken. this site can do cool stuff….. like voice message on your myspace and others. peace Kasey savage Beagle
Mar 12th, 2009
Beverley
I can see you do actually know women quite well due to you insisting on us looking away ! Well that alone would ensure we could not be left out on a boys secret and would in fact make us watch more, furthermoore I am extreamly glad I did surcome to my womanly urge to be in on all secrets, as to see your amazing green eyes were totally worth the 2 mins of my afternoon xxbev
Mar 13th, 2009
Eric
Ha! (Yeah. You knew women were watching anyway. As soon as you say “for the guys”, women are like “Oh yeah? Tell me all about it!” “For the guys” means “something my girl friends and I can laugh about later”.)
The gum trick works on guys, too. I know. If you’re into that kind of thing… not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Someone told me that you can make an embarrassing announcement better by adding “not that there’s anything wrong with it.”
Then again, I could just delete that before hitting the [SUBMIT] button, but then, I couldn’t repeat this advice I heard. Probably also works when you mess up with approaching women, not that I would know anything about that.
That’s another one: “… not that I would know anything about that.”
Mar 24th, 2009
greg
corny pick up line
step 1, write your phone number on a piece of paper and fold it up. make it neat so it doesn’t look like a piece of trash
step 2, wait for a girl you think is good looking to walk by and drop it behind her. make sure this isn’t during happy hour or some loud club, she would hear you for step 3
step 3, get her attention and say that she dropped “this” pick it up for her because you are a gentlemen and hand it to her.
step 4, just as she takes it say something along the lines of “you no sorry that’s my phone number but you can keep it”
at the very least she’ll laugh if she isn’t a snob and be interested
use at you own risk…. 40% fail rate
you’ll know if it really worked if she does the same thing to you
Mar 24th, 2009
Steve Jobs
someone’s been using Garageband music loops!
funny video
Mar 25th, 2009
Ryan
Hilarious, simple, genius, but their needs to be a part II, III, IV..etc.
Mar 25th, 2009
Mel
I don’t know if the gum trick worked in Hungary, but in Brazil that would never work in a bar or a nigthclub. “Hi” works better ;)
Mar 30th, 2009
Steffan
very funny. got a talent there man, all u’re videos are good material…Keep it going
Apr 14th, 2009
Linda
Oh… Hey You wanna a piece of gum?
Hahahaha….
Apr 15th, 2009
AngeLa
What ever happened to the good ol buy a girl a drink from across the bar…if she accepts the drink she should make her way to you to say thank you..amd thats the perfect way to make your move……..if not your out of a few bucks!!
P.S Matt, you r so damn cute!!!!
Apr 20th, 2009
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